Name-Dr.Faytuarge
Occupation-Asparugian
scientist
Date 26-74-6N9
Location-Sector 5897-Milky
way galaxy-Earth
Subject-Earth creatures
Hello
fellow Asparugians. For todays lesson on
earth creatures I am documenting the strange and terrifying Yellow Tounged Jimlob. This earth
creature has a very odd way of catching its prey. It first wills creatures to
pick it up and put it into a container. It then releases oil into this
container that has very odd properties and affects the brain. Finally it uses
its mind control once again to make its prey place this substance it creates
into their ear. This obviously implies it is taking over their brain. After it
does this, the earth creature apparently develops a strange attachment to the
lowest creature on the earth food chain the Spectrum Swirled Freeze Slime. The freeze slime makes its home in a
white exoskeleton with a tab on top for easy opening. Strange that the freeze slime has evolved to be easier to open. The
only known creature that that the jimlob has taken over is the Blue Horned Deranged Junior, which
most believe to be an incredibly foolish being as it has been seen hitting its
fellow deranged juniors with sticks and giving other earthly life forms the
wrong names. Such as, calling the jimlob Saint John and the freeze slime
Italian ice. As you can see earth has a remarkable ecosystem that I will give
you more lessons on later through the year.
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